Welcome to Memetic Engine!
You're probably asking yourself: Isn't it crazy to insult future potential customers as soon as they come to our homepage?
Maybe.
But is it original?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Literally no one else would do this – and that's exactly why we do it.
In fact, Memetic Engine might be the only website you never forget.
Standing out in 2025 is damn hard.
You need to be radically different.
You need to shock.
You need to entertain.
You need to make people laugh out loud.
If you're here – you're not getting hundreds of millions of views.
And the reason you don't is simple: your content doesn't deserve it.
But don't worry.
Our content does.
You know why?
Because we're fucking geniuses.
And we build insane technology.
We've engineered stratospheric virality for world-leaders and multibillion dollar companies.
Frankly, we're the best in the world at it.
Sounds hubristic right?
As Dizzy Dean said, "If you've done it – it ain't bragging."
One world leader had an average of 100,000 views per video.
How sad.
Then he used our methodology.
His next video?
24 MILLION VIEWS IN ONE DAY.
A major movie studio with the #1 movie in America needed radical creativity to make their next movie viral.
So who did they come to?
You already know the answer.
A few months ago, a publicly traded company asked us to help them increase volume for their stock.
We went to work doing what we do best – making ideas explode.
3 months later, volume doubled.
Epic.
Just kidding.
It fucking quadrupled.
Don't ask us how we do it.
The point is we do it – and that's all that matters.
No one cares how Einstein came up with E=MC2.
The formula just works.
You know what really makes us sad?
Companies and leaders stuck in the past.
Think the oped page matters?
It doesn't.
Are you seriously chasing down journalists to try to get positive coverage?
Waste of time.
Waste of money.
Everything traditional has died.
Go direct.
Be hilarious.
Be bold.
In a sentence: make shit that people absolutely love.
That's the only way the algorithm will reward you.
Make epic shit.
Make epic shit.
Make epic shit.
That's what Memetic Engine does.
That's what you need – whether you know it or not.
If you're ready to make your product, company or campaign uber viral – ping us at:
Thanks for reading, loser.